#dasaku chatlog after the jump

[Shin_Asuka]: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html
[Shin_Asuka]: founder of 4chan is world’s most influential person
[iluna]: Of course.
[Ci]: …moot sucks
[Alkenshel]: Coke, stop watching that filth.
[Shin_Asuka]: ww
[Cokematic]: hemi : but im almost done
[Cokematic]: i get to see pruh gamerz qq
[Ci]: lol
[Cokematic]: WHAT THE FUCK
[Cokematic]: moot
[Cokematic]: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[Ci]: yeah I lol’d
[Ci]: the feds ain’t gon’ be happeh
[Shin_Asuka]: “They included moot in the poll because old forms of media like TIME magazine are dying off. By letting children on 4chan vote to feel like they are a part of something and to actually count the votes even with obvious cheating is just because they want to drum up more visitors for their site.
[Shin_Asuka]: Anyone who participated in this got played, hard. TIME used you like the tools you are.
[Shin_Asuka]: ww
[Shin_Asuka]: i like this best: To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it’s worth noting that everyone Moot beat out actually has a job.
[Ci]: yeah that was hilarious
[Ci]: and true (sort of)
[Shin_Asuka]: watch the moot vs rain video
[Ci]: after i watch these fags suck at RB2
[Cokematic]: LOL
[Cokematic]: LOL
[Ci]: ?
[Cokematic]: fucking moot’s army of anons
[Ci]: lol
[Shin_Asuka]: “They included moot in the poll because old forms of media like TIME magazine are dying off. By letting children on 4chan vote to feel like they are a part of something and to actually count the votes even with obvious cheating is just because they want to drum up more visitors for their site.
[Cokematic]: god damnit
[Cokematic]: how do i sleep at night
[Alkenshel]: sleep during the day
[Alkenshel]: thats what I do
[Cokematic]: you know what… i’ll just write this one off as lazy and retarded amrican journalism
[Cokematic]: but w/e its not as but as time’s “person of the year” 2006
[Cokematic]: see: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1569514,00.html?aid=434&from=o&to=http%3A//www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0%2C9171%2C1569514%2C00.html
[Alkenshel]: oh yeah, that lol
[Ci]: i like the way he says
[Ci]: “because this is an internet poll, the results are COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC”
[Cokematic]: lol
[Cokematic]: hey im gonna make my own internet poll
[Cokematic]: “KING OF THE WORLD NOW AND FOREVER”
[Cokematic]: 100 people to chosoe from..
[Cokematic]: from Cokematic … to Cokematic
[Ci]: yeah be sure to include mario and hitler
[Cokematic]: fuck yeah
[Ci]: TOTALLY scientific
[Cokematic]: no hitler might win
[Cokematic]: cant include him
[Ci]: ya true
[Ci]: we need to be completely scientific
[Cokematic]: yeah
[Shin_Asuka]: put in artefact
[Cokematic]: LOL
[Alkenshel]: lol
[Ci]: LOL
[iluna]: Artefact VS moot
[Cokematic]: artefag’s got nothing on moot
[iluna]: it’s like Nanoha VS Fate of the internet
[Cokematic]: no
[Cokematic]: artefag’s gonna get owned
[Alkenshel]: artefag is nothing against that.
[Cokematic]: yeah
[Cokematic]: seriously
[Alkenshel]: he’s just some fag reporter anyways
[Alkenshel]: DOIN’ IT FOR THE HITS.
[iluna]: moot goes Starlight BReaker and Artefag will just call out to moot’s name and they be friends
[iluna]: with pika effects and hugs
[Cokematic]: even moot vs danny choo
[Cokematic]: might be one sided
[Shin_Asuka]: ww
[Cokematic]: but probably more fair
[Shin_Asuka]: moot vs 2ch founder
[Shin_Asuka]: i think his name was hiroyuki or something
[Alkenshel]: every Japanese SALARYMAN hates that guy, hahaha.

Some nights you can talk for hours about nothing in particular. Tonight’s topic at #dasaku was Lime Coke (oh how I miss Lime Coke. Damn you Hong Kong. What do you have against LIMES and COKES? Why must you have LEMON coke, DIET lime coke, but no fucking LIME fucking COKE /RAEG).

[23:01] <Deathseeker> I expect to see new flavor soon for the coke line.
[23:01] <Deathseeker> Lime Coke

That’s made me laugh so hard. Little does Panther know, he’s about 4 years too late.

[23:04] <Impz> ….this is SO WRONG A TIME TO COME BACK
[23:04] <@saturnine> if you have spare cash please mail Cokematic some limes
[23:04] <Impz> cos i am fucking drinking lime juice
[23:04] <Impz> OF ALL THINGS.

Even Impz, who had little to say on the subject (and who, btw, got a phonecall from DANNY CHOO), was supporting the conversation in spirit with his “drinking of limejuice”. Anyways, there were lots of limes, coke, f-ing and the end result? One brand spanking new About page.

[23:18] <@Alkenshel> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.
[23:18] <@Alkenshel> ONE GIANT LULZ FOR DASAKU.

Full chatlog is up on Hemi’s blog (NSFW!) …

So the point of this post?

1. deprived of Lime Coke
2. #dasaku@irc.rizon.net
3. ?????
4. PROFIT

(I finally learnt the origin of this 4chan meme; I need to watch more SouthPark) That and the fact that I updated the Dasaku blogroll.

UPDATE: Owen wins the internet.

[00:15] <@saturnine> one night, my dad’s beating up my mom as usual
[00:15] <@saturnine> and she gets the juice bottle
[00:15] <@saturnine> obviously my dad doesn’t like it so
[00:15] <@saturnine> he gets two limes, shoves them in her mouth
[00:15] <@saturnine> and takes a knife, and cuts her
[00:15] <@saturnine> while shouting “WHY SO CITRUS?!”
[00:16] <@saturnine> and then he sees me
[00:16] <@saturnine> and he turns to me and he holds up another two limes
[00:16] <@saturnine> and he says
[00:16] <@saturnine> WHY SO CITRUS, SON!?
[00:16] <@saturnine> and then he shoves them into my mouth
[00:16] <@saturnine> and the knife is tearing at my cheeks
[00:16] <@saturnine> and the lime juice only increases the pain
[00:16] <@saturnine> and he is saying
[00:17] <@saturnine> “WHY SO CITRUS!?”

I don’t know what has me more speechless; the awesome modding job or the price it sold for.
(More photos at the auction)

top and bottom (or left and right sides) of the PS3

Even Kojima went :O

[01:14] <+Cokematic> how many groups need to sub Tales of the Abyss?
[01:14] <+Shisousha> About 400
[01:15] <+Cokematic> my god.. and we only have ONE sub of Shikabane Hime?

Honestly, 9 different groups/individuals have released ep 1 of Tales of the Abyss (not including all the re-encodes and junk):

• Aero / A.S.S.
• Yuurisan
• Abyssal Chronicles
• gg
• Shinsen Subs
• gaku
• Osu!
• Wieb
• Anon+bobu44

And one for Shikabane-Hime?

ps. I didn’t know Ion was a TRAP ;_;