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	<title>The Coke Machine &#187; LOL</title>
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	<description>KyoAni fanboys unite!</description>
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		<itunes:summary>KyoAni fanboys unite!</itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Coke Machine</title>
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		<title>There are some things you can&#8217;t unsee. EVER.</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_09_24/there-are-some-things-you-cant-unsee-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like this video by Neetdess Boys.


And irc copy pasta ftw:
[02:43] &#60;@Ci&#62; my eyes
[02:43] &#60;@Cokematic&#62; LOL
[02:43] &#60;@Cokematic&#62; LOL
[02:43] &#60;@Cokematic&#62; LOL
[02:43] &#60;@Ci&#62; never burnt so much
[02:43] &#60;@Cokematic&#62; CANNOT UNSEE
[02:43] &#60;@Ci&#62; in recent years
[02:44] &#60;Arkaether&#62; what
[02:44] &#60;Arkaether&#62; the fuck
[02:45] &#60;Arkaether&#62; auugh my eyes
[02:45] &#60;@Cokematic&#62; LOL
[02:45] &#60;@Cokematic&#62; I CANT WATCH IT A SECOND TIME
[02:46] &#60;@Cokematic&#62; i might stab my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like this video by Neetdess Boys.</p>
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<p>And irc copy pasta ftw:</p>
<p>[02:43] &lt;@Ci&gt; my eyes<br />
[02:43] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; LOL<br />
[02:43] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; LOL<br />
[02:43] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; LOL<br />
[02:43] &lt;@Ci&gt; never burnt so much<br />
[02:43] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; CANNOT UNSEE<br />
[02:43] &lt;@Ci&gt; in recent years<br />
[02:44] &lt;Arkaether&gt; what<br />
[02:44] &lt;Arkaether&gt; the fuck<br />
[02:45] &lt;Arkaether&gt; auugh my eyes<br />
[02:45] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; LOL<br />
[02:45] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; I CANT WATCH IT A SECOND TIME<br />
[02:46] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; i might stab my eyes out<br />
[02:46] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; although the heart shaped balloon was pretty lol<br />
[02:46] &lt;@Ci&gt; THE FUCKING FEET THING<br />
[02:46] &lt;@Ci&gt; THE FUCKING FEET THING<br />
[02:46] &lt;@Ci&gt; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH<br />
[02:47] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; LOLOL<br />
[02:48] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; yeah thats disgusting lol<br />
[02:48] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; but the guy kissing the other guy&#8217;s BARE HAIRY THIGH<br />
[02:48] &lt;@Cokematic&gt; was so fucking</p>
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		<title>4ch&#8217;s founder wins the internet, Obama resigns</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_28/4chs-founder-wins-the-internet-obama-resigns/</link>
		<comments>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_28/4chs-founder-wins-the-internet-obama-resigns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So after a SCIENTIFIC online poll Moot is now king of the world. Let us all congratulate him as TIME adorns him with a crown made of Chinese tabloid newspaper.
#dasaku chatlog after the jump
[Shin_Asuka]: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html
[Shin_Asuka]: founder of 4chan is world&#8217;s most influential person
[iluna]: Of course.
[Ci]: &#8230;moot sucks
[Alkenshel]: Coke, stop watching that filth.
[Shin_Asuka]: ww
[Cokematic]: hemi : [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So after a <a href="http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;"><strong>SCIENTIFIC</strong></span></a> online poll <strong><a href="http://www.4chan.org/" target="_blank">Moot</a> is now<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll"> king of the world</a>.</strong> Let us all congratulate him as <a href="http://www.time.com/time/" target="_blank">TIME</a> adorns him with a crown made of Chinese tabloid newspaper.</p>
<p><a href="irc://irc.rizon.net/dasaku" target="_blank">#dasaku</a> chatlog after the jump<span id="more-303"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>[Shin_Asuka]: <a href="http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html" target="_blank">http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html</a><br />
[Shin_Asuka]: founder of 4chan is world&#8217;s most influential person<br />
[iluna]: Of course.<br />
[Ci]: &#8230;moot sucks<br />
[Alkenshel]: Coke, stop watching that filth.<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: ww<br />
[Cokematic]: hemi : but im almost done<br />
[Cokematic]: i get to see pruh gamerz qq<br />
[Ci]: lol<br />
[Cokematic]: WHAT THE FUCK<br />
[Cokematic]:  moot<br />
[Cokematic]: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<br />
[Ci]: yeah I lol&#8217;d<br />
[Ci]: the feds ain&#8217;t gon&#8217; be happeh<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: &#8220;They included moot in the poll because old forms of media like TIME magazine are dying off. By letting children on 4chan vote to feel like they are a part of something and to actually count the votes even with obvious cheating is just because they want to drum up more visitors for their site.<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: Anyone who participated in this got played, hard. TIME used you like the tools you are.<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: ww<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: i like this best: To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it&#8217;s worth noting that everyone Moot beat out actually has a job.<br />
[Ci]: yeah that was hilarious<br />
[Ci]: and true (sort of)<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: watch the moot vs rain video<br />
[Ci]: after i watch these fags suck at RB2<br />
[Cokematic]: LOL<br />
[Cokematic]: LOL<br />
[Ci]: ?<br />
[Cokematic]: fucking moot&#8217;s army of anons<br />
[Ci]: lol<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: &#8220;They included moot in the poll because old forms of media like TIME magazine are dying off. By letting children on 4chan vote to feel like they are a part of something and to actually count the votes even with obvious cheating is just because they want to drum up more visitors for their site.<br />
[Cokematic]: god damnit<br />
[Cokematic]: how do i sleep at night<br />
[Alkenshel]: sleep during the day<br />
[Alkenshel]: thats what I do<br />
[Cokematic]: you know what&#8230; i&#8217;ll just write this one off as lazy and retarded amrican journalism<br />
[Cokematic]: but w/e its not as but as time&#8217;s &#8220;person of the year&#8221; 2006<br />
[Cokematic]: see: <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1569514,00.html?aid=434&amp;from=o&amp;to=http%3A//www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0%2C9171%2C1569514%2C00.html" target="_blank">http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1569514,00.html?aid=434&amp;from=o&amp;to=http%3A//www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0%2C9171%2C1569514%2C00.html</a><br />
[Alkenshel]: oh yeah, that lol<br />
[Ci]: i like the way he says<br />
[Ci]: &#8220;because this is an internet poll, the results are <strong>COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC</strong>&#8221;<br />
[Cokematic]: lol<br />
[Cokematic]: hey im gonna make my own internet poll<br />
[Cokematic]: &#8220;KING OF THE WORLD NOW AND FOREVER&#8221;<br />
[Cokematic]: 100 people to chosoe from..<br />
[Cokematic]: from Cokematic &#8230; to Cokematic<br />
[Ci]: yeah be sure to include mario and hitler<br />
[Cokematic]: fuck yeah<br />
[Ci]: TOTALLY scientific<br />
[Cokematic]: no hitler might win<br />
[Cokematic]: cant include him<br />
[Ci]: ya true<br />
[Ci]: we need to be completely scientific<br />
[Cokematic]: yeah<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: put in artefact<br />
[Cokematic]: LOL<br />
[Alkenshel]: lol<br />
[Ci]: LOL<br />
[iluna]: Artefact VS moot<br />
[Cokematic]: artefag&#8217;s got nothing on moot<br />
[iluna]: it&#8217;s like Nanoha VS Fate of the internet<br />
[Cokematic]: no<br />
[Cokematic]: artefag&#8217;s gonna get owned<br />
[Alkenshel]: artefag is nothing against that.<br />
[Cokematic]: yeah<br />
[Cokematic]: seriously<br />
[Alkenshel]: he&#8217;s just some fag reporter anyways<br />
[Alkenshel]: DOIN&#8217; IT FOR THE HITS.<br />
[iluna]: moot goes Starlight BReaker and Artefag will just call out to moot&#8217;s name and they be friends<br />
[iluna]: with pika effects and hugs<br />
[Cokematic]: even moot vs danny choo<br />
[Cokematic]: might be one sided<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: ww<br />
[Cokematic]: but probably more fair<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: moot vs 2ch founder<br />
[Shin_Asuka]: i think his name was hiroyuki or something<br />
[Alkenshel]: every Japanese SALARYMAN hates that guy, hahaha.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Five reasons why there is no hockey anime</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_24/five-reasons-why-there-is-no-hockey-anime/</link>
		<comments>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_24/five-reasons-why-there-is-no-hockey-anime/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the 2009 IIHF World Hockey championships begin in Switzerland, I find myself sitting here wondering “Hey, there’s all kinds of anime out there. Why isn’t there a hockey* anime?”
*hockey, refers to ice hockey, not the inferior version.

Here are 5 reasons: 
5. Hockey is not popular. Living in Asia, the biggest sports around here are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As the 2009 IIHF World Hockey championships begin in Switzerland, I find myself sitting here wondering “Hey, there’s all kinds of anime out there. Why isn’t there a hockey* anime?”<em><br />
*hockey, refers to ice hockey, not the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_hockey" target="_blank">inferior version</a>.<br />
<span id="more-299"></span></em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Here are 5 reasons: </strong></span></p>
<p><strong>5.</strong> Hockey is not popular. Living in Asia, the biggest sports around here are soccer (football), basketball and baseball.While I don&#8217;t have first hand experience of living in Japan, I hear its still a niche sport over there.</p>
<p><strong>4.</strong> Its not cold enough. For obvious reasons, sports that require below freezing temperature are not very common at all.</p>
<p><strong>3.</strong> Teams in the Japan Hockey League had <a href="http://www.jihf.or.jp/jihl/index-e.htm" target="_blank">absolutely horrible logos</a>. I mean the the <em>Kukudo Ice Hockey Team</em> had an effing rabbit on their logo. I’m sure that says “Grr we are fearsome” in more ways than one. This was fixed (sorta) when the JHL became the <a href="http://www.alhockey.com/" target="_blank">Asia Hockey League</a>.</p>
<p><strong>2.</strong> Maybe the Japanese are too polite for hockey. I can’t really see the Japanese people doing this but who knows….</p>
<p><object width="640" height="505" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ydbATVriqA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ydbATVriqA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /></object></p>
<p><strong>1. </strong><em>Japanese hockey player, own goal. He celebrates!</em><br />
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<p>Japan&#8217;s Men&#8217;s National team are currently ranked 22<sup>nd</sup> in the <a href="http://www.iihf.com/en/home-of-hockey/championships/world-ranking/mens-world-ranking/2008-ranking.html" target="_blank">IIHF world standings</a>. While it’s still quite a ways from the top, they are actually the highest ranked Asian team on that list. So where do they go from here? Building up interest in hockey is important. It generates fans (revenue) and also gets people into the game at younger ages (lots of young people playing the game means a bigger talent pool to draw from, etc).</p>
<p>On a related note, I happen to stumble onto Gravity’s (of <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;q=Ragnarok+online+sucks&amp;btnG=Search" target="_blank">Ragnarok Online</a> fame) <a href="http://www.bodycheckonline.com/" target="_blank">BodyCheck Online</a>, a hockey MMORPG. Apparently you can level up and get better stats as well as get equipment upgrades and stuff too. <strong>WHERE DO I SIGN UP LOL</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="/images/200904/bodycheck_online_L.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" src="/images/200904/bodycheck_online.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="420" /></a></p>
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		<title>Dasaku podcast &#8211; OMAKE</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_19/dasaku-podcast-omake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, we are so awesome we get an omake for the podcast. The story is, after failing twice, we decided to test out the new recording software while playing Skype dominoes. So be prepared for 30 minutes of swearing, and complete randomness (But mostly swearing).
Dasaku Podcast #01 (DVD bonus omake)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, we are so awesome we get an omake for the podcast. The story is, after failing twice, we decided to test out the new recording software while playing Skype dominoes. So be prepared for 30 minutes of swearing, and complete randomness (But mostly swearing).</p>
<p><strong>Dasaku Podcast #01 (DVD bonus omake)</strong><br />
</p>
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<itunes:duration>31:29</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Yes, we are so awesome we get an omake for the podcast. The story is, after failing twice, we decided to test out the new ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Yes, we are so awesome we get an omake for the podcast. The story is, after failing twice, we decided to test out the new recording software while playing Skype dominoes. So be prepared for 30 minutes of swearing, and complete randomness (But mostly swearing).

Dasaku Podcast #01 (DVD bonus omake)
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		<itunes:author>dywong@gmail.com</itunes:author>
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		<title>Dasaku podcast&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_19/dasaku-podcast/</link>
		<comments>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_19/dasaku-podcast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; is a no-go.
Attempt #1 : after doing the commentary for K-ON ep 1, we discovered (about 30 mins in) that nothing recorded.
Attempt #2 : After making sure it is recording, we record a 1.5 hour podcast only to find out the recorder stopped recording after 3 minutes.
FAIL MOAR
ps. i&#8217;ve watched episode 1 at least [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; is a no-go.<br />
Attempt #1 : after doing the commentary for K-ON ep 1, we discovered (about 30 mins in) that nothing recorded.<br />
Attempt #2 : After making sure it is recording, we record a 1.5 hour podcast only to find out the recorder stopped recording after 3 minutes.</p>
<p>FAIL MOAR</p>
<p>ps. i&#8217;ve watched episode 1 at least 5 times now &gt;.&gt; I&#8217;m not sure if I can watch it again&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>How to make your head explode</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_11/how-to-make-your-head-explode/</link>
		<comments>http://coke.dasaku.net/2009_04_11/how-to-make-your-head-explode/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Play the K-ON OP &#38; ED &#8230;. AT THE SAME TIME!
(Coincidentally, they are 1:29 and 1:30 in length respectively)

Mandatory Mio image
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Play the K-ON OP &amp; ED &#8230;. AT THE SAME TIME!<br />
(Coincidentally, they are 1:29 and 1:30 in length respectively)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://img.dasaku.net/images/39785744fedaa85e8f00dd19785b33c3.jpg" alt="" width="556" height="640" /><br />
<em>Mandatory Mio image</em></p>
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		<title>Put the lime in the Coke you Limefucker</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2008_11_04/put-the-lime-in-the-coke-you-limefucker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s missing from below? (if you are thinking &#8220;plain Coke&#8221; you are WRONG! Well, technically you are right)

Some nights you can talk for hours about nothing in particular. Tonight&#8217;s topic at #dasaku was Lime Coke (oh how I miss Lime Coke. Damn you Hong Kong. What do you have against LIMES and COKES? Why must [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">What&#8217;s missing from below? (if you are thinking &#8220;<em>plain Coke</em>&#8221; you are <em>WRONG</em>! Well, <em>technically </em>you are right)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="/images/200811/cokezero.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="272" /></p>
<p>Some nights you can talk for hours about nothing in particular. Tonight&#8217;s topic at <strong>#dasaku</strong> was <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6399993787840948021" target="_blank">Lime Coke </a>(oh how I miss Lime Coke. Damn you Hong Kong. What do you have against LIMES and COKES? Why must you have LEMON coke, DIET lime coke, but no fucking LIME fucking COKE /RAEG).<span id="more-181"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>[23:01] &lt;Deathseeker&gt; I expect to see new flavor soon for the coke line.<br />
[23:01] &lt;Deathseeker&gt; Lime Coke</p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s made me laugh so hard. Little does <a href="http://panther.clanbluepanthers.org/" target="_blank">Panther</a> know, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_with_Lime" target="_blank">he&#8217;s about 4 years too late.</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">[23:04] &lt;Impz&gt; ….this is SO WRONG A TIME TO COME BACK<br />
[23:04] &lt;@saturnine&gt; if you have spare cash please mail Cokematic some limes<br />
[23:04] &lt;Impz&gt; cos i am fucking drinking lime juice<br />
[23:04] &lt;Impz&gt; OF ALL THINGS.</p></blockquote>
<p>Even <a href="http://that.animeblogger.net/2008/11/01/impz-is-not-popular-enough-to-be-in-dannys-blogging-workshop/" target="_blank">Impz</a>, who had little to say on the subject (and who, btw, got a phonecall from <a href="http://www.dannychoo.com/" target="_blank">DANNY CHOO</a>), was supporting the conversation in spirit with his &#8220;drinking of limejuice&#8221;. Anyways, there were lots of limes, coke, f-ing and the end result? One brand spanking new <a href="http://coke.dasaku.net/about-2/" target="_blank">About</a> page.</p>
<blockquote><p>[23:18] &lt;@Alkenshel&gt; ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.<br />
[23:18] &lt;@Alkenshel&gt; ONE GIANT LULZ FOR DASAKU.</p></blockquote>
<p>Full chatlog is up on <a href="http://mouyamete.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=1617" target="_blank">Hemi&#8217;s blog</a> (NSFW!) &#8230;</p>
<p>So the point of this post?</p>
<ol>
<li>deprived of Lime Coke</li>
<li>#dasaku@irc.rizon.net</li>
<li>?????</li>
<li>PROFIT</li>
</ol>
<p>(I finally learnt the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underpants_Gnomes" target="_blank">origin</a> of this 4chan meme; I need to watch more SouthPark) That and the fact that I updated the <a href="http://finality.dasaku.net/" target="_blank">Dasaku</a> <a href="http://verbalrubbish.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=205" target="_blank">blogroll</a>.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> <a href="http://omaemo.dasaku.net/" target="_blank">Owen</a> wins the internet.</p>
<blockquote><p>[00:15] &lt;@saturnine&gt; one night, my dad&#8217;s beating up my mom as usual<br />
[00:15] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and she gets the juice bottle<br />
[00:15] &lt;@saturnine&gt; obviously my dad doesn&#8217;t like it so<br />
[00:15] &lt;@saturnine&gt; he gets two limes, shoves them in her mouth<br />
[00:15] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and takes a knife, and cuts her<br />
[00:15] &lt;@saturnine&gt; while shouting &#8220;WHY SO CITRUS?!&#8221;<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and then he sees me<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and he turns to me and he holds up another two limes<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and he says<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; WHY SO CITRUS, SON!?<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and then he shoves them into my mouth<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and the knife is tearing at my cheeks<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and the lime juice only increases the pain<br />
[00:16] &lt;@saturnine&gt; and he is saying<br />
[00:17] &lt;@saturnine&gt; &#8220;WHY SO CITRUS!?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A $17,100 PS3</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2008_10_29/a-17100-ps3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What would you do with $17,100 USD? No, your eyes are not deceiving you, a PS3 sold for $17,100 on eBay recently. Its a custom MGS4 mod complete with a custom controller, Kojima&#8217;s autograph, its own foxhound carrying case and tonnes of other MGS4 collectibles!

I don&#8217;t know what has me more speechless; the awesome modding [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=130263869818" target="_blank">What would you do with $17,100 USD</a>? No, your eyes are not deceiving you, a PS3 sold for $17,100 on eBay recently. Its a custom MGS4 mod complete with a custom controller, Kojima&#8217;s autograph, its own foxhound carrying case and tonnes of other MGS4 collectibles!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="/images/200810/MGS03L.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" src="/images/200810/MGS03.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what has me more speechless; the awesome modding job or the price it sold for.<br />
<em>(More photos at the auction)</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="/images/200810/MGS05L.jpg"><img class="alignnone" src="/images/200810/MGS05.jpg" alt="" /></a> <a href="/images/200810/MGS02L.jpg"><img class="alignnone" src="/images/200810/MGS02.jpg" alt="" /></a><br />
<em>top and bottom (or left and right sides) of the PS3</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="/images/200810/MGS04L.jpg"><img class="alignnone" src="/images/200810/MGS04.jpg" alt="" /></a><br />
<em>Even Kojima went </em>:O</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m sitting here watching the cantodub of Naruto on TV</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2008_10_19/im-sitting-here-watching-the-cantodub-of-naruto-on-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[was sittting here writing my Shikabane post for Yukan with the TV on (I was listeneing to the news)&#8230; when all of a suddnen I hear&#8230;
&#8220;RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, WAH! &#8230; we are FIGHTING DREAMERS&#8221;
Other than the english lines, the rest of the song is in cantonese&#8230; *mindblown* Although I do recall hearing the FMA&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>was sittting here writing my <a href="http://yukan.dasaku.net/category/anime/shikabanehimeaka/" target="_blank">Shikabane post for Yukan</a> with the TV on (I was listeneing to the news)&#8230; when all of a suddnen I hear&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, WAH! &#8230; we are FIGHTING DREAMERS&#8221;</p>
<p>Other than the english lines, the rest of the song is in cantonese&#8230; *mindblown* Although I do recall hearing the <strong>FMA</strong>&#8217;s OP,  Melissa in Cantonese before (and sung by the famous canto-pop star Eason)</p>
<p>For those who have watched canto-dub anime, have ou noticed that they ALWAYS re-use the same VAs??? -_-;</p>
<p>And Asuma is on TV ;_; wah&#8230; (yes, I still watch <strong>Shitppuden</strong>&#8230; no, I don&#8217;t read the manga&#8230; bugger off)</p>
<p>- And <a href="http://www.dannychoo.com/adp/eng/1572/dannychoo.com+on+CNN.html" target="_blank">Danny Choo on CNN</a>&#8230; O_o;</p>
<p>edit : wow this is pretty close to my all time favourite Naruto episode, the Naruto vs Saske fight!! :D (I think&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>on Zero no Tsukaima</title>
		<link>http://coke.dasaku.net/2008_07_13/on-zero-no-tsukaima/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cokematic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zero no Tsukaima my suck, but it has the best cutscene for the OP this season.

(if this is breaking my current theme&#8230; well it should be fixed soon!)

Actually, I&#8217;m just testing large images with my new theme that should, with luck, be up by next weekend. Its a wider theme so wanted to test out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zero no Tsukaima my suck, but it has the best cutscene for the OP this season.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="/images/200807/zeronotsukaima.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="341" /><em></em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>(if this is breaking my current theme&#8230; well it should be fixed soon!)</em></p>
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Actually, I&#8217;m just testing large images with my new theme that should, with luck, be up by next weekend. Its a wider theme so wanted to test out some stuff.</p>
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