The Coke Machine

So after a SCIENTIFIC online poll Moot is now king of the world. Let us all congratulate him as TIME adorns him with a crown made of Chinese tabloid newspaper.

#dasaku chatlog after the jump

[Shin_Asuka]: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html
[Shin_Asuka]: founder of 4chan is world’s most influential person
[iluna]: Of course.
[Ci]: …moot sucks
[Alkenshel]: Coke, stop watching that filth.
[Shin_Asuka]: ww
[Cokematic]: hemi : but im almost done
[Cokematic]: i get to see pruh gamerz qq
[Ci]: lol
[Cokematic]: WHAT THE FUCK
[Cokematic]: moot
[Cokematic]: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[Ci]: yeah I lol’d
[Ci]: the feds ain’t gon’ be happeh
[Shin_Asuka]: “They included moot in the poll because old forms of media like TIME magazine are dying off. By letting children on 4chan vote to feel like they are a part of something and to actually count the votes even with obvious cheating is just because they want to drum up more visitors for their site.
[Shin_Asuka]: Anyone who participated in this got played, hard. TIME used you like the tools you are.
[Shin_Asuka]: ww
[Shin_Asuka]: i like this best: To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it’s worth noting that everyone Moot beat out actually has a job.
[Ci]: yeah that was hilarious
[Ci]: and true (sort of)
[Shin_Asuka]: watch the moot vs rain video
[Ci]: after i watch these fags suck at RB2
[Cokematic]: LOL
[Cokematic]: LOL
[Ci]: ?
[Cokematic]: fucking moot’s army of anons
[Ci]: lol
[Shin_Asuka]: “They included moot in the poll because old forms of media like TIME magazine are dying off. By letting children on 4chan vote to feel like they are a part of something and to actually count the votes even with obvious cheating is just because they want to drum up more visitors for their site.
[Cokematic]: god damnit
[Cokematic]: how do i sleep at night
[Alkenshel]: sleep during the day
[Alkenshel]: thats what I do
[Cokematic]: you know what… i’ll just write this one off as lazy and retarded amrican journalism
[Cokematic]: but w/e its not as but as time’s “person of the year” 2006
[Cokematic]: see: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1569514,00.html?aid=434&from=o&to=http%3A//www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0%2C9171%2C1569514%2C00.html
[Alkenshel]: oh yeah, that lol
[Ci]: i like the way he says
[Ci]: “because this is an internet poll, the results are COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC”
[Cokematic]: lol
[Cokematic]: hey im gonna make my own internet poll
[Cokematic]: “KING OF THE WORLD NOW AND FOREVER”
[Cokematic]: 100 people to chosoe from..
[Cokematic]: from Cokematic … to Cokematic
[Ci]: yeah be sure to include mario and hitler
[Cokematic]: fuck yeah
[Ci]: TOTALLY scientific
[Cokematic]: no hitler might win
[Cokematic]: cant include him
[Ci]: ya true
[Ci]: we need to be completely scientific
[Cokematic]: yeah
[Shin_Asuka]: put in artefact
[Cokematic]: LOL
[Alkenshel]: lol
[Ci]: LOL
[iluna]: Artefact VS moot
[Cokematic]: artefag’s got nothing on moot
[iluna]: it’s like Nanoha VS Fate of the internet
[Cokematic]: no
[Cokematic]: artefag’s gonna get owned
[Alkenshel]: artefag is nothing against that.
[Cokematic]: yeah
[Cokematic]: seriously
[Alkenshel]: he’s just some fag reporter anyways
[Alkenshel]: DOIN’ IT FOR THE HITS.
[iluna]: moot goes Starlight BReaker and Artefag will just call out to moot’s name and they be friends
[iluna]: with pika effects and hugs
[Cokematic]: even moot vs danny choo
[Cokematic]: might be one sided
[Shin_Asuka]: ww
[Cokematic]: but probably more fair
[Shin_Asuka]: moot vs 2ch founder
[Shin_Asuka]: i think his name was hiroyuki or something
[Alkenshel]: every Japanese SALARYMAN hates that guy, hahaha.

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