What’s missing from below? (if you are thinking “plain Coke” you are WRONG! Well, technically you are right)

Some nights you can talk for hours about nothing in particular. Tonight’s topic at #dasaku was Lime Coke (oh how I miss Lime Coke. Damn you Hong Kong. What do you have against LIMES and COKES? Why must you have LEMON coke, DIET lime coke, but no fucking LIME fucking COKE /RAEG).

[23:01] <Deathseeker> I expect to see new flavor soon for the coke line.
[23:01] <Deathseeker> Lime Coke

That’s made me laugh so hard. Little does Panther know, he’s about 4 years too late.

[23:04] <Impz> ….this is SO WRONG A TIME TO COME BACK
[23:04] <@saturnine> if you have spare cash please mail Cokematic some limes
[23:04] <Impz> cos i am fucking drinking lime juice
[23:04] <Impz> OF ALL THINGS.

Even Impz, who had little to say on the subject (and who, btw, got a phonecall from DANNY CHOO), was supporting the conversation in spirit with his “drinking of limejuice”. Anyways, there were lots of limes, coke, f-ing and the end result? One brand spanking new About page.

[23:18] <@Alkenshel> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.
[23:18] <@Alkenshel> ONE GIANT LULZ FOR DASAKU.

Full chatlog is up on Hemi’s blog (NSFW!) …

So the point of this post?

  1. deprived of Lime Coke
  2. #dasaku@irc.rizon.net
  3. ?????
  4. PROFIT

(I finally learnt the origin of this 4chan meme; I need to watch more SouthPark) That and the fact that I updated the Dasaku blogroll.

UPDATE: Owen wins the internet.

[00:15] <@saturnine> one night, my dad’s beating up my mom as usual
[00:15] <@saturnine> and she gets the juice bottle
[00:15] <@saturnine> obviously my dad doesn’t like it so
[00:15] <@saturnine> he gets two limes, shoves them in her mouth
[00:15] <@saturnine> and takes a knife, and cuts her
[00:15] <@saturnine> while shouting “WHY SO CITRUS?!”
[00:16] <@saturnine> and then he sees me
[00:16] <@saturnine> and he turns to me and he holds up another two limes
[00:16] <@saturnine> and he says
[00:16] <@saturnine> WHY SO CITRUS, SON!?
[00:16] <@saturnine> and then he shoves them into my mouth
[00:16] <@saturnine> and the knife is tearing at my cheeks
[00:16] <@saturnine> and the lime juice only increases the pain
[00:16] <@saturnine> and he is saying
[00:17] <@saturnine> “WHY SO CITRUS!?”

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11 Responses to “Put the lime in the Coke you Limefucker”
  1. Yeah, that’s how I got those scars. True story.

  2. So I like, was wondering why when I said “lime coke”, it sounded familiar. MY SUBCONSCIOUS WAS REMEMBERING IT. SO BLAME ME FOR BEING SENILE.

  3. You guys are spoiled :) we only got Coke and Diet Coke. lol

  4. Owen > Battle scars are turn-ons!

    Panther > needs more cocke

    Mazen > you need to look harder ;)

  5. You’re not the only one suffering from Lime Coke scarcity. ;_;

  6. I love how random topics like this seem to come up in the world. Tho poor lime coke. Coca cola must have something against just plain “Lime”. Tho I can tell you that I just rather drink regular coca cola!!

  7. Nothing beats the original Coke.

  8. what country are those cokes at? the only things i’m familiar with are coke zero and diet coke. the cherry coke has been discontinued in my country ;A; damn you coca-cola…

    and is the lime coke really any good?

  9. @ biankita
    I know they sell all of the cokes above in Canada except for the Orange one ;_;
    Coke blak = coke + redbull, but it actually just tastes like coke.

  10. I never liked diet coke. And yes, fuck us for having like only 2 varieties of coke. Damn coke.

    Send me one of those lime cokes here when they come out again.

    LOLed at those comparisons.

  11. [...] friend Cokematic though wants something else and I do understand why. It sounds like it would be good [...]

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